Tuesday, January 8, 2013


This thing has been pretty much offline since Christmas. Well, let's be honest, it was pretty bland most of 2012.

I know I said this last year, but I'm saying it again now, too.

I'm going to do more on here this year. I'm not sure what it is that I'm going to be doing, but there will be more of it.

The Half-Assed Reviews might make a comeback. I might use it as a place to just write for a little while each day because that's what I need to do. I'm not really sure.

Right now, I'm putting together the Top 5 of 2012 videos. I skipped it last year (here's 2010) because I didn't think anyone actually cared. Then, throughout the year, a few people asked why they hadn't seen them, which surprised me. So, I'm in the process of rounding up a few people that want to participate and go from there. The biggest change in the Top 5 this year? I found a few girls that want in on it. They actually volunteered. It was weird. But that's cool because it will be way more balanced and little bit more diverse.

You want in on the Top 5? Drop me a line. Let's do it. It's 2013 and you all have smartphones with video capability, so I don't even have to be there.

I'm also stockpiling some posts (the way I did last year) so I can roll out new stuff on a regular basis.

Do me a favor though. If you read this site regularly, what do you want more of? Hell, even if you only come once a week or once a month—as long as you know about it and it's a site you willingly visit on your endless trip through cyberspace, it means a lot to me.

So help me help you waste part of your day. What makes you keep coming back? Drop me an email or leave a note in the comments section. Also, if you have a huge problem with me or anything on the site, that's what anonymous comments are for, so go for it.

So come on. Let's party in 2013.


  1. You love movies. Please explain to me why all cars are ford pintos that explode with minor impact, except the star of the movie is always unharmed no matter what?

  2. Pintos are probably the cheapest. They're also probably the easiest to rig for explosion (as MYTHBUSTERS has taught me). And the star of the movie is always unharmed because of that exact reason—they're the star of the movie.

    I wish there was a better explanation, but if you want someone to shell out millions of dollars so you can tell stories and blow up Ford Pintos, you've got to let your bankable star live. Hollywood is weird like that.